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MarkPBG
So, What exactly makes this suzuki listed for sale a "cafe racer"? Oh, look, he put clubman's on it! That's why it's a cafe racer. Oh, wait, no, he put them on upside down! Doh!

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/mcy/2758626318.html
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Shiny put his on upside down to. "Price is very negotiable."
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True,I put my stock bars on upside down...poorman's clubmans.At least I got my real clubmans on right!HAHA some times it doesn't take much to make you feel better about yourself
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MarkPBG
There's a lot of guys running stock bars upside down for the cafe look instead of buying clip ons or clubmans. At least you did it right. This wing nut went out and paid for clubmans, then did all the work to install them just like the stock bars! Now that's funny! lol
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I think it is the seat that makes it a cafe.
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MarkPBG
I think it need the lower bars, the seat and tail, the gauges lowered, and the center stand removed. (cafe's were all about removing "unnecessary" weight!
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Most cafe's I have seen will have a center stand, but not a side stand.
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Life is not about the number of breaths, you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
Never confuse education for intelligence.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I just can't imagine what could go wrong.
No fire? No explosions? So whats the point of your story?
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
It couldn't be done, but the darn fool didn't know it, and did it anyway.
We all got problems. Ksharp
I like vintage bikes because they take me away from the clutter of technology that I work with everyday and back to a simpler time of mechanical elegance and simplicity.. "ninadm"
Darkwing Duck: The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
"That is awesome shit there" Re-Run
"Fear nothing, attack everything" Eric Berry
" Oh, you read that on the internet? Clearly it IS a massive problem. Of course it CAN’t be normal operation."

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1977 CB 750-A X 4
1977 CB 750-K
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TOOLS1 wrote
Most cafe's I have seen will have a center stand, but not a side stand.
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That is true...but I hate the center stand.Seems like a good way for one to roll off to me
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Daddyman
I cut mine off, saved me a ton of weight.  Cant believe how heavy it was.
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MarkPBG
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A lot of modern cafes seem to keep them, but back in the day, it was the single heaviest non essential part you could get rid of to save weight. After that you just gotta use the drag racers creed…instead of looking for  one place to lose a pound, look for 16 places to lose an ounce. :)
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That is true.Funny thing though...ever noticed most guys at the drags are fat and overweight?
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MarkPBG
LOL, yeah…big old 350 lb rednecks talking about how they bought a $1200 carbon fiber part to save two pounds….I'm thinking…lay off the cheeseburgers for a week or two, you'll have your 2 pounds, your $1200, AND an additional $140 in the bank you would have spent on the cheeseburgers! LOL
Mark Davis
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"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."