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alfa750

On Board Diagnostics

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Lucky 1

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Remove the light bulb.

Hope you have a oil pressure indicator.

On a Roadstar Adventure.

shinyribs

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lol.

alfa750

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LukeM

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Looks like a one time login, and left little messages in a few groups. I've removed most of the posts, and I've banned him/her/it for now. Thought about sending a nastygram, but he/she/it would probably just ignore it, or get off on the attention they are getting. Bad mental picture, that.

*rustle rustle typing noises*

"Oh my....they're replying to my posts....yessss....when I left messages about OBDII tools...unh unh unh....Time to find another website...."

*type type type*

Luke M

Used to have a 1979 CB750L, sold it as a parts bike, now riding a slightly modified 1984 VT700C. Network/Field Engineer. Central OH, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.

alfa750

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shinyribs

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Luke,I love your writing style man!

TOOLS1

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Damn! Something interesting happens, and I missed it.

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cdaiscool

Re: On Board Diagnostics

Apparently our bikes came with OBDII diagnostics, per this bot thing.

Turbos, Hondas, 4-bangers, what could go wrong?

Shiny: [...] Considering the weather you've had to put up with I'd say you get an Iron Butt award and a Frozen Nipple trophy to go along with it. First time I've ever posted the word nipple... it ends here.

LukeM

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OBD in this case means

OLD
BEARDED
DUDE

as in the old guys who spent WAY too much time working on bikes and motors and not enough time shaving.

Old guys rock!
Luke M

Used to have a 1979 CB750L, sold it as a parts bike, now riding a slightly modified 1984 VT700C. Network/Field Engineer. Central OH, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.

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cdaiscool

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"How to tell if exhaust is warm:

1. Put beard on exhaust.
2. Smell for smoke.
3. If beard is on fire, exhaust is hot. If not, proceed with burning your hand on hot exhaust."

Sounds legit.

Turbos, Hondas, 4-bangers, what could go wrong?