That's why I keep mine dirty: don't have to clean it. I do wax the tank and fenders, but that's about it.
I'm going to buy a car and paint it the same color of dirt. That way, it'll get cruddy and no one will notice.
Luke M
Used to have a 1979 CB750L, sold it as a parts bike, now riding a slightly modified 1984 VT700C. Network/Field Engineer. Central OH, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.