Very funny ad in CL

[MarkPBG]

First of all, he must have heard the '69 is worth more, so that's what he claims to be selling. One look at the comstars, the DOHC engine, the body panels, the gauges, etc. will tell ANYONE right away this ISN'T a 1969 model. Oh, and he's one of those that think changing the bars and putting pods on it makes it a "cafe". It's more than that dude! Dumbass.




http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/2843149356.html

1969 HONDA CB750 cafe racer. completely original. willey's army green paint. this bike is a head turner. this bike has plenty of power. you can get t 60 in second gear.
brand new tires.
carbs were just professorially cleaned and tuned.
i am the second owner. i have had this bike for over a year now.
it is an every day rider and very reliable. i have never had a problem with the bike.
it only has 29000 miles on it.
this bike is veyr well taken car of.
youre welcome to test drive it.

i am negotiable on price.
i will also consider trade for a solid motorcycle.

904-525-6086

i will respond better to calls or texts.

thankyou for looking.

[MarkPBG]

Here's another dipshit…..

Ok, 1 question for you dumbass seller…If every part is "LITERALLY new or restored" why do you say
that a. Only the top end of the motor is rebuilt. (I guess the bottom end has low enough mileage to still
be "new" huh?) and b. Why will it need a clutch soon, if it's either LITERALLY new or restored?, and c. Left the ignition the way it was, points work fine. (so, the points are new, or you didn't touch them because they work…that's not LITERALLY everything new or restored now, is it?) and last, d. front wheel has a slight "hop". What, you fully restored a bike and couldn't get the wheel issue sorted out?
Dumbass number 2
Don't even bother buying from idiots like this.



http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2793404394.html




I hate to do it....but here she is. My freshly frame off restored, 1971 cb750.
LITERALLY every part is new or restored.
The most notable parts are:
New stainless steel spokes and nipples
Rebuilt top end of motor
The Kerker 4-1 exhaust.
Paint
Tires & tubes.
And soooooo much more.
Ive put 250 miles on it since restored.
I spent a lot more than this to get it the way it is now...I just have too many projets now and need to let something go.

Bike runs and rides it will need a clutch soon, front wheel has slight hop and just needs to be adjusted.

Things you could do to make it 100%
Update ignition system and get new coils with it. I left it the way it was, points work fine.

Cash money for trade for a newer bike...a powerful supermoto, or 1000cc sport bike.
Call or text 352-22two-84five5

[MarkPBG]

At LAST, a reasonable price, a running ride…in Orlando FL….
cb750 cafe already done…only $1200

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/2832994600.html

[shinyribs]

LOL! "completely original...cafe racer...army green paint"...yeah,that all sounds like it fits together

It's amazing what you find on CL. I saw a very nice SOHC bobber listed there the other day,it was only about 30-40 minutes from me. Done,complete for $1200. I was considering it,but I would much rather build my own. I called the guy anyway and he had just traded it for a VW bug. I almost puked

[free2ride]

MarkPBG wrote

he's one of those that think changing the bars and putting pods on it makes it a "cafe".

yet someone will go "oh ah" and fork out $$$ for it because they don't know any better.