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Vomit, or laugh.

TOOLS1
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This guy is trying to sell/promote his cafe /custom bike business here in Kansas City.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/4545035934.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxPzvTYpm0k

TOOLS
Life is not about the number of breaths, you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
Never confuse education for intelligence.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I just can't imagine what could go wrong.
No fire? No explosions? So whats the point of your story?
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It couldn't be done, but the darn fool didn't know it, and did it anyway.
We all got problems. Ksharp
I like vintage bikes because they take me away from the clutter of technology that I work with everyday and back to a simpler time of mechanical elegance and simplicity.. "ninadm"
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"That is awesome shit there" Re-Run
"Fear nothing, attack everything" Eric Berry
" Oh, you read that on the internet? Clearly it IS a massive problem. Of course it CAN’t be normal operation."

1976 CB 750-A X 2
1977 CB 750-A X 4
1977 CB 750-K
1976 CB 750 F
1981 CB 750
1966 Kawasaki SG 250
1981 KZ 750 LTD
1973 CB 350
1979 CM 185 Twinstar
1982 Honda XL 80
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TOOLS1
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Be sure to watch his carb video. Carb modifications, and velocity stacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBXe2FV9WnE

TOOLS
Life is not about the number of breaths, you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
Never confuse education for intelligence.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I just can't imagine what could go wrong.
No fire? No explosions? So whats the point of your story?
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
It couldn't be done, but the darn fool didn't know it, and did it anyway.
We all got problems. Ksharp
I like vintage bikes because they take me away from the clutter of technology that I work with everyday and back to a simpler time of mechanical elegance and simplicity.. "ninadm"
Darkwing Duck: The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
"That is awesome shit there" Re-Run
"Fear nothing, attack everything" Eric Berry
" Oh, you read that on the internet? Clearly it IS a massive problem. Of course it CAN’t be normal operation."

1976 CB 750-A X 2
1977 CB 750-A X 4
1977 CB 750-K
1976 CB 750 F
1981 CB 750
1966 Kawasaki SG 250
1981 KZ 750 LTD
1973 CB 350
1979 CM 185 Twinstar
1982 Honda XL 80
South of Eden (Kansas City MO)
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shultz_1978
HHHMMM Some people, Very good entertainment though. I must say I watched three of the video.
Simple if some one else can, why can't I
Jamie
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Re-run
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Do I have to watch? I mean, it is clear they are not quite right in the head just from the way they word things. I did watch the first vid on mute, I think I know all I need!
The ride IS the adventure. The destination is just to get gas!
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TOOLS1
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Come on Re-run, have an open mind. I think he is going to do a video on the "duel dick mod"
TOOLS
Life is not about the number of breaths, you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
Never confuse education for intelligence.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I just can't imagine what could go wrong.
No fire? No explosions? So whats the point of your story?
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
It couldn't be done, but the darn fool didn't know it, and did it anyway.
We all got problems. Ksharp
I like vintage bikes because they take me away from the clutter of technology that I work with everyday and back to a simpler time of mechanical elegance and simplicity.. "ninadm"
Darkwing Duck: The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
"That is awesome shit there" Re-Run
"Fear nothing, attack everything" Eric Berry
" Oh, you read that on the internet? Clearly it IS a massive problem. Of course it CAN’t be normal operation."

1976 CB 750-A X 2
1977 CB 750-A X 4
1977 CB 750-K
1976 CB 750 F
1981 CB 750
1966 Kawasaki SG 250
1981 KZ 750 LTD
1973 CB 350
1979 CM 185 Twinstar
1982 Honda XL 80
South of Eden (Kansas City MO)
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arteestic1
I dont know why, but the "whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" part where he detached the brake line and it went everywhere killed me.  I must have watched it 4 or 5 times.
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Re-run
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Hey, its a mod everyone should have!
The ride IS the adventure. The destination is just to get gas!
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Truck
I wonder if he sells those velocity stacks?! those were cool!
It's only illegal if you get caught.

If at first you don't succeed, use more lighter fluid

95% of Harley Davidsons ever made are still on the road... The other 5% made it home.

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shultz_1978
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Tools wanted to thank you for the post. I have been watching them off and on all day. You guys have got to read some of the comments.   
Simple if some one else can, why can't I
Jamie
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Matt Story
Something we could all learn from the producer:

Always use the correct size vice grips.
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Matt Story
I guess the reuse is exposed.  I copied Tool's links over to Wildgoosechase.com (Guzzi board).  Someone over there shared a link to an article over on Motorcycle Daily.  It's all a put on.  Really, it had to be.  I can say I agree with the producers sentiment about hack jobs and poorly done Cafe' bikes.

Exposed:
Article on Motorcycle Daily

And the MOck interview with the Ichibon guy:
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/2014/04/md-interview-ichiban-moto/