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Piute- I agree bud. I do know when to stop,it's just hard sometimes.So no worries there
Hellbilly-Thank you sir!
Tools-EXACTLY! On all counts! When I posted my little rant here I was chilling in the DMV parking lot,trying to calm myself before I hopped back on the bike. Barney came out in a little bit and told me I was supposed to be gone. I told him I would leave when I was ready and reminded him that he didn't live at the DMV. He had to leave sometime and that the people he "touched" in this place just might recognize him in a more secluded location and he should be mindful of that. I think it sunk in. Good. He needed to realize that.
1st trip: They said I had to have a VA VIN assigned to it,they could not recognize the current VIN...yeah right. That would've required having the State Police come to my house and inspect the bike,deem it roadworthy...blahblahblah...I just left.Besides,you can't just grind off a VIN and replace it! I mean,you CAN but....you know.
2nd trip: I would have to go through Richmond and have it titled as a Honda. Claimed it was not possible to title a vehicle with the make of "ASSE". Short for assembled. Again,yeah right. You can't just title anything you build as a Honda! It has to BE a Honda.
3rd trip: ASSE is not a problem.You just need a bill of sale. Cool,getting somewhere! Will return with BOS! Apparently,if it is an ASSE vehicle then they cannot establish value per the NADA,so they just need a signed BOS from the seller proving you paid what you claimed you paid. Then they charge sales tax accordingly. Makes sense,not a problem.
4th trip: Bill of sate looks "fabricated". Not legit,try again. Ummmm,of course it's fabricated.I am to supply it myself

Granted,it was all hand written. So I get the kind lady to tell me exactly what info is wanted and I shall return.
5th trip: Typed up a BOS at the speed shop. All the info is correct,BUUUUUT, it is not organized correctly on the page. I almost lost my $#!t on this one...be cool...ok how do you want it to appear on the page?? Got it. I shall return again!
6th trip (today): No month indicated on the bill of sale. Poo! I had downloaded a BOS online and it was a fill in the blank deal. Info was ''organized'' as I thought would be pleasing to the Title Nazi's .I thought I had nailed it on this one. I never payed attention that it had no blank for the month. It just read:
I (owner) on this_____day of 20___ hereby.....
Yeah,nice. I shoulda caught that,but I just didn't. So today she tells me it wont cut the mustard cuz the month is not on there. The VIN,sale price and both sig's were there?!?! What difference does the month make?!?! You get your stinking money regardless!!!! It went downhill from there.