woes of cityslicker

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My car died, had it towed home, then decided to just have it towed to a buddies garrage. I don't have VAGCOM to diagnos the Passat; and my thought of the crankshaft pos sensor being bad was not the problem. SO I pulled the new one out replaced to old one called the tow truck. Had to drift the vw down the drive to the truck, and the bitch got away from me for a second, just as I mashed the breaks, she careened my back porch support. taco-ed that scratched the shit out of the bumper. But he replaced the fuel pump and I got her back, 400 dollars later.
Last night the goddamn thing died again, I had my buddy push me home with his jeep, well I got away from him for a second and he reconnected hard as fuck. to my dismay, now there is a massive dent in the trunk. FUCK MY LIFE.
I got the new to me transfer case into my Cherokee, to find out the new case witch is actually an older version, has different wire harness plugs, fuck... so I go get the plugs and sensors off the case I took to the junkyard as a deposit, luckily they hadn't crushed it. GOt the speedo gear in no problem now have to see if the indicator sensor will fit/work. While i was at the junkyard, I figured I would grab some rear hatch glass, since I had shattered mine on labor-day, Well there was one doner truck with the same lift-gate, and I began removing the glass by cutting into the gasket, all the way around. Mind you had done this already, and thats when I found out that there are 2 different sizes of glass used in Cherokees, so I get the thing cut out accept for the bottom right corner, and as I'm gently pulling the glass out, so my friend can cut gasket, the fucking thing shatters. I was pulling on it way way harder then I just was at the beginning of the removal, and it took it with out a problem. guess it just twisted the wrong way a bit. and pop.
So now I have 3 vehicles none of them move. though I hope I can get the Cherokee on the road tonight. even though it won't have a rear window. But at least I'll be able to get to work.
oh yea, and I got the fucking clap.
they stick this big ass needle in my ass and it hurt soooooooooooo bad... for like 3 hours it hurt intensely. and My junk is still burnin when I piss...
what else?????
Jesus, something else is going to go wrong I know it.
The bank got me fot $500. in overdraft fees last week. because I was sick as a dog for 2 weeks not making any money. I narrowly averted foreclosure, had the water turned off, and had to beg to keep my phone on.
My dog thinks its ok to piss in the basement. so My  basement smells like piss.
I get yelled at by my gf constantly and I am very good to her.
So anyway.
yep.
fuck
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All I can say is "duct tape, and visqueen". Used in the appropriate manner should be able to cure/prevent all your problems. Hang in there.
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I just can't imagine what could go wrong.
No fire? No explosions? So whats the point of your story?
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Ah the joys of Bicillin. If you were a good boy, they shot you with the stuff that has the lidocaine in it so it doesn't hurt as bad. If you're girlfriend got to them first, they prob shot you with the one without just to teach you a lesson lol. And yes, it has to be given with an #18 gauge needle...ouch! That stuff is like pushing molasses. I've been in the medical field for almost 20 years and i still feel bad when I have to give that stuff. Well, not real bad, just glad I'm not on the receiving end! Sounds like you need to buy a motorcycle to help take your mind off all that bullshit
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Man that sucks.Hope things turn around for you real quick