Husband selling his bike to buy his wifey implants...

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Rusty Spokes
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would hav eloved to see the ad
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shinyribs
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HA! Thats awesome.Wonder how it turned out?
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LukeM
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I'm sure there's a joke about headlights in here somewhere, but I just can't find it.

I'll keep looking.

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MarkPBG
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That's a bad deal. He can ride the bike anytime he gets the urge, the same is not always true of the other. Add to that the odds are she wants them because she's about to dump him (happened to four people I know personally!). LOL
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cityslicker
He's right.... She gonna get them knockers and dump his ass, and he gonna be bike and broadless.
Kinda like me right now... FML
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Rusty Spokes
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F' that life, time to get a new bike! As for your girl...well, let's just say, it's time to do some fishing, just catch them with a single hook and not a trouble (triple hook) hook! That way, it's a quick catch and release  
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Mr.James_Black
One of my best friends did the same....

Now he is divorced.
Aint this some shit. :(
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Rusty Spokes
Damm, that's scanless! My guess is, this guy is heading that way too? He should of just sayed they're fine the way they are, and just kept his bike
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Lincoln Highway Bullitt
I think he has a plan in mind. He is gonna enjoy those Fun Bags too. I think after some bouncing and Flashing he is gonna say" Honey I found a awsome deal on a bike" and hopefully she can see past those mellons enough and support him like he did her. Sounds like a good ending in my book. New Boobs and a New Bike. Thats a good day!
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icerigger
Really don't think she'll be able to sell the boobs to buy him a new bike though. Maybe rent them out?
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Ghost-Flame
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What a pussy, get your self a job abd get your own tits. besides they are hard and never look real. Hears a real women all natural. This thread needs pics...

You better look like this 24/7 and be ready to fuck my brains out on a moments notice if i give up even one bike for your new boobs!

And yeah my dear Jennifer has put on a few pounds but, she is still awesome. and a woman with curves. Yum.

  I got this size 44 one-sy for my 55 birthday. It doesn't say boobs OR Bikes... you can have it all.

What Cans she was born with!
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shinyribs
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LOL! What were you really thinking,Ghost-flame????Don't hold back!!!

Nice addition,btw

And I agree,  
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Ghost-Flame
shinyribs wrote
LOL! What were you really thinking,Ghost-flame????Don't hold back!!!

Nice addition,btw

And I agree,  
I'll be here all week BOOM!!!



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Ghost-Flame
Seriously Fake boobs can be dangerous. Look at this recent breast augmentation recipient, this girl has not been able to maintain her balance since she got the surgery. And did you notice how much extra facial hair has appeared on her face? Coincidence? I think not!!

 
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