Uhmmm...
Where's the rat bike (duct tape'd seat, ammo box for storage, ty-raps, exposed wires, switches dangling)?
Where's the territory marker (leaves oil spots underneath itself)?
My son's bike is the first, and sadly, my Shadow is the second. Just drips a few drops overnight. Probably wouldn't if I center-stand-ed the bike, but I took it off with the new mufflers.
Great cartoon, though. Thanks for sharing!
Luke M
Used to have a 1979 CB750L, sold it as a parts bike, now riding a slightly modified 1984 VT700C. Network/Field Engineer. Central OH, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.