So, the story goes like this:
We got a crew together in Columbus to go down to John and Patty's house in Knoxville TN. Time for a new roof on their house. Good Christian couple, BIG house (about 30 square for the roof).
So, we're re-doing the roof, talking about traditional family values, man is head of the household stuff, and Patty yells up that she's going to take the van to the store. John says, OK.
Seeing Patty back out of the driveway, one of us says to John, "John, I notice you let your wife drive all on her own."
Patty stops and pulls back into the driveway, apparently she forgot to get something.
Without missing a beat, John replies, "Yeah, but I don't let her drive too far."
The whole crew starts laughing so loud, Patty comes out, stares at John, and says, "Johnny, I'm gonna GIT you!"
Luke M
Used to have a 1979 CB750L, sold it as a parts bike, now riding a slightly modified 1984 VT700C. Network/Field Engineer. Central OH, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe.