True story...
When I turned 40 I went to the butt doctor to get some assteroids looked at. (you know what I mean)
He said too much caffine can cause those, and asked if I drank a lot of coffee.
I said "Depends on what you consider a lot."
HE asked "Well, how many cups do you have a day?"
"How many are in a pot?" I asked "10 - 12?"
"... that's about right." he replied.
"Hmmm... about 30 - 40 I guess." I said casually.
He got all excited, saying "You can't possibly drink that much!"
I explained, "I have a pot before work ,then once I get there we have free coffee so I probably drink another 2 pots there... But just 'til noon, then I switch to Mountian Dew."
He about fell off his stool!!
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Oh and I like whiskey too
81 Honda CB750C - Current Project
67 BSA Spitfire MkIII - Next Up (Full Resto)
81 Honda GL1100 - Bob / Cafe´
80 Suzuki GS750L - Bratstyle
72 Honda CB450K5 - Basket Case
73 Honda CB350F Cafe' (Gone but not forgotten)
Don't wait for opportunity to knock... kick the door down and drag the old harlot in!